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Archive for March 28th, 2008

I’m So Innocent

Posted by wilfordj on March 28, 2008

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The fan isn’t helping cool anything off!

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Boat Load of Fun

Posted by wilfordj on March 28, 2008

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Whale Watching anyone?…………..right!

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Stack of Fun

Posted by wilfordj on March 28, 2008

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How do you want to spend your day? Endless possible combinations…………

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Self Photo II

Posted by wilfordj on March 28, 2008

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People seemed to enjoy this girl so much, I thought I would add another photo of her. Here is the first photo @ http://wilfordj.wordpress.com/2008/03/28/self-photo/#respond

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Self Photo

Posted by wilfordj on March 28, 2008

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Another sexy self portrait. But what is all that on the couch in the other room? Of course you may be saying “what other room?”……..

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Her other photo is at http://wilfordj.wordpress.com/2008/03/28/self-photo-ii/

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Plastic Chair Accessory

Posted by wilfordj on March 28, 2008

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6o Things a Guy Loves to Hear

Posted by wilfordj on March 28, 2008

1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.__________________________________________________
2. Ahh, it’s cute.________________________________________________________________

3. Wow, and your feet are so big._______________________________________________________________

4. Why don’t we just cuddle?_________________________________________________________________

5. You know they have surgery to fix that.________________________________________________________

6. It’s more fun to look at.________________________________________________________________

7. Make it dance._______________________________________________________________________

8. You know, there’s a tower in Italy like that._______________________________________________________

9. Can I paint a smiley face on that._______________________________________________________________

10. It looks like a night crawler. ___________________________________________________


11. Who circumcised you?_______________________________________________________________

12. My last boyfriend was 4″ bigger.______________________________________________________

13. It’s ok, we’ll work around it.______________________________________________________________

14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?___________________________________________________________

15. Eww, there’s an inch worm on your thigh._____________________________________________________

16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?______________________________________________________________

17. Oh no, a flash headache._______________________________________________________

18. (giggle and point)______________________________________________________________

19. Can I be honest with you?_______________________________________________________

20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.______________________________________________________

21. Let me go get my tweezers.____________________________________________________________

22. How sweet, you brought incense.___________________________________________________________

23. This explains your car._________________________________________________________________

24. You must be a growing boy.____________________________________________________________

25. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow._______________________________________________________

26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.______________________________________________________

27. Are you one of those pygmies?__________________________________________________________

28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?______________________________________________

29. Every heard of clearasil?______________________________________________________________

30. All right, a treasure hunt!______________________________________________________________

31. I didn’t know they came that small._______________________________________________________

32. Why is God punishing you?_____________________________________________________________

33. At least this won’t take long.__________________________________________________________

34. I never saw one like that before.__________________________________________________________

35. What do you call this?_________________________________________________________________

36. But it still works, right?_______________________________________________________________

37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.________________________________________________________________

38. It looks so unused.___________________________________________________________________

39. Do you take steroids?__________________________________________________________________

40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.___________________________________________________

41. Maybe it looks better in natural light._________________________________________________________

42. Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?______________________________________________

43. Oh, I didn’t know you were in an accident._________________________________________________

44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?___________________________________________________________

45. Aww, it’s hiding.______________________________________________________________________

46. Are you cold?______________________________________________________________________

47. If you get me real drunk first.__________________________________________________________

48. Is that an optical illusion?_________________________________________________________________

49. What is that?______________________________________________________________________

50. I’ll go get the ketchup for your french fry.__________________________________________________

51. Were you neutered?_________________________________________________________________

52. It’s a good thing you have so many other talents._______________________________________________

53. Does it come with an air pump?__________________________________________________________

54. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality._______________________________________

55. Where are the puppet strings?_____________________________________________________________

56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.__________________________________________________________

57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.____________________________________________________________

58. Never mind, why bother._________________________________________________________________

59. Is that a second belly button?_____________________________________________________________

60. Where’s the rest of it?___________________________________________________________________

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What Happened?

Posted by wilfordj on March 28, 2008

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Wow, What happened?

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Happy Easter

Posted by wilfordj on March 28, 2008

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Where do we start the easter egg hunt?

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Nice Socks

Posted by wilfordj on March 28, 2008

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The first thing I saw in this picture was the socks……….only it was the first-thing I saw after seeing the picture twenty or so times.

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